Plea for Meaningful Work

There are so many reasons why someone should want to hire him!
And somewhere, in some happy place, somebody should desire him!
It's work, it's working hard and well, that leads to his enjoyment.
And if you'd ask him "What is 'hell'?," he'd answer, "unemployment!"
Where else might you find someone who could so enrich your week?
A lifetime scholar of the sea, in Latin, French, and Greek?
Who's taught, and those he's taught say well, for they'd no need of tutors,
Who knows his Ancient History and how to use computers!
Who'll send his CV out at once--you need but ask to get it!
And if you'd hire him? His goal: to see you'd not regret it!

Rob S. Rice rrice@ccat.sas.upenn.edu