Rich Poor's Almanac
Lumpy things shaped by female hands.
Flotsam on a bed.
Whatever cannot be diluted, elongated.
Whatever sounds like your name if shouted through a wall.
The vista from the top of a trash can.
Anything which can inspire awe, disbelief, or remorse.
Persons who resemble a rose from below, a hedgehog from
above, a block of ice from behind, a stonehenge from afar.
Air inside the mouth, any bodily vacuum, a poem.
The space between any two things: "taint."
(It ain't asshole, it ain't pussy, it's taint.)
The years 17, 365, 848, 1995, 2367, 4796, etc.
A flagrantly false statement which can suddenly appear true,
for no apparent reason, then false again, for no apparent reason.
Things which harden, slowly, over time, as opposed to things
which sag, slowly, over time.
A touching incident witnessed by at least three grown individuals.
The color of blood on sand, on dirt, on a piece of torn cloth dyed
The effects of artificial lighting on coitus.
Flesh deemed inedible by consensus, then edible by consensus.
All the words, or rather, sounds made by the mouth, which has
the same definition in all languages.