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FORTY-THREE PIGS,
         
         THREE LAMBS, ELEVEN COWS,




      FOUR VEAL CALVES,			ONE THOUSAND

  ONE  HUNDRED   SEVEN	   CHICKENS,


         FOURTY-FIVE TURKEYS, AND

			
		
		       EIGHT HUNDRED SIXTY-ONE

     FISHES


     All the animals an average American eats


in a lifetime

	      
              are lined up outside my house.