beached by a crumbling clutch halfway between Podunk and Bumfuck this town makes me edgy two bars, two churches, a Piggly Wiggly, they drive pickup trucks my leathers spook the waitress three days and the sky hasn't changed at all maybe it never does. I play darts drink beer walk my dog way into the night way out of town where the same cop stops in the same spot each time asking if I need a ride back what I need is overnight parts delivery and a mechanic who can get me the fuck out of here before my boots root deep and I end up popping out redneck brats for some local who will call me his old lady and trade our foodstamps for beer money instead of going to the Piggly Wiggly where, this week, ground round is a buck fifteen which is a good deal, I think, if it's good ground round