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The Red Bus
I'm with an ex-boyfriend.  We steal a bus but don't know how to drive it.
After avoiding a series of accidents, we end up near the ocean.  The bus is
collapsible so we park it in a car-size space and go to the beach.  All day I
worry that we may be parked illegally.

Eyeballs
I'm looking for an apartment.  I go to see one that has hundreds of plastic
eyeballs rolling around on the floor.   When I get home, there's a
seven-year-old  boy sitting at my desk drawing pictures of eyeballs.  He
tells me he's my son.

Metal Fingers
While I'm looking at photographs of myself with platinum blonde hair, a man
comes up behind me and touches my shoulders.  His fingers are made of metal,
and they get stuck in my skin.  I don't have pliers so I give him a rubber
hammer and ask him to please remove his fingers.

The Real Billy Joel
I find out that it isn't Billy Joel but someone who looks like him singing
and playing piano on his records.  I'm telling a friend about it when the
real Billy Joel walks into my apartment.  He's holding a big pair of scissors
and says he wants to cut my hair.

Acting Like Nazis
I'm a Communist, and I'm traveling on a train with other Communists.  We are
prisoners of the Germans.  Our car breaks off from the rest of the train.
Some of us decide to escape.  We go to a nearby inn and try to act normal
which means acting like Nazis.  Then I realize we are in New Jersey, and I
can just go home.