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wessson you mean like smith's wesson that's her
daddy what is 
like a gun for a penis no like what
black guys use you mean her daddy's black guy's penis is a gun
what are you a sicko he owns it
but that don't make it right
what are you a bleeder he leases it
but that don't make it kosher what are you
an internationalist that company's as red white and blue
as anybody's underpants you mean her dad's a 
safety lock
what does that have to do with law enforecement what does this
have to do with Daughters of the American Revolution
because its her god given right
because she own it in the vagina
what
because it's reproducible like a big production I believe you
are finally telling the truth at last
and he was corking up all along I'm not privy to that
and he was corking her up on occasion I wouldn't put in that
light say something about protection
always use protection no no about firearms always protect
your fire arm
you're goddamn right (long pause) can I ask you something
can your mama ask your daddy something well okay what
about all that oil they sell that's a different
company altogether like what you call mixed company when 
you really mean
vaginas right and that must be what all the oils for
you dumb idiot now listen oil gold for 
cooking and black for driving and heat and one giant
of a man of the world of today to sell sell sell
like you was gonna deep fry mother earth herself in it you mean
like her daddy's black guy's penis is a gun hell yes it's a gun but
it's long as a hanging rope and thick as a tree ain't you been listening